So today I got off the commuter train and was leaving Union Station in D.C. on the way to the office and saw this dude with the Ass of Life.
It strained his pants at the seams and was so big it busted out of the back flap of his suit jacket.
I couldn’t help staring. It was fascinating. Hypnotic.
He had to know his ass was phatt. His clothes were too tight. It had to be intentional to dress like that.
When did dudes start doing start wearing tight clothes to show off ass?
I had to take a pic on the sly. Here it is: