He had been hitting me up since November, begging for a chance to have a threesome with “Van” and me.
This 29-year-old chocolate drop from Georgia. Six feet one with a booty plumper than a Thanksgiving turkey.
So Sunday I relented and invited him over for some late afternoon play.
I should have known it was going to be a dud. It took him forever to warm up — he smoked weed for damn near an hour before we climbed the steps to the bedroom.
“I don’t know if I can take that big dick,” he said, his eyes squinting because he was so high.
“Don’t worry it won’t hurt you,” I said.
But his sexual technique was lame. He mostly let us do the work, laying on his back while Van licked one nipple and I lapped the other.
And when it came time to fuck and I bent him over doggystyle and tried to slide my dick in slowly it was hard going.
Whenever I tried to get a decent stroke going he straightened up and made me stop, claiming he was in too much pain.
Finally things just came to a halt.
“You can’t fuck me like that with that 12-inch dick.”
What, I thought? My dick isn’t 12 inches.
And he went downstairs and quickly dressed and left. Didn’t even say bye.
“He was tired,” Van said. “Plus he had hemorrhoids which is why he couldn’t take dick.”
“Yeah, you’re right his asshole was all lumpy,” I said.
And we chuckled and forgot about it.
But a day or two later I said an online hello to the Georgia dud and mentioned the encounter was strange.
And he went ham on me.
“You can’t fuck worth a shit,” he said. “You just tried to push up in me all quick. As old as your ass is you should know how to fuck better ”
Wow. No one has ever said I couldn’t fuck well before. This was a new one.
And he was the one who kept saying for months he wanted a big dick and could he come over. I didn’t go after him.
“Nah son the problem is you just can’t take dick,” I responded.
I almost started going in on him about his rampant case of hemorrhoids but then I thought better.
I clicked a button and blocked him.
Q: Readers has sex with someone you thought would be hot turn out disappointing?