A few days ago I gave you the worst types of lovers you will run across. Here are the best:
He makes sure you are pleased and get your nutt before he does. This is the type of man who gets pleasure from making a man bust. It’s like his avocation and he will do anything to make sure that happens.
He can suck your dick or eat your ass so well your eyes spin back in your head and your toes curl. It doesn’t matter whether he is a top or bottom. Who cares? As long as he keeps doing that oral.
He doesn’t have the fattest ass. He doesn’t have the biggest dick. Or the most handsome face or chiseled body. Hell, he is probably older and overweight. But he knows how to throw sex better than a 21-year-old porn star. How to get you in just the right position. How to ride you in a way that hits that dick just right. And his skills are so good that when you are with him all that superficial stuff like having the ideal body doesn’t matter.
He gets to know you before he has sex with you but does it in such a subtle way you don’t really notice. You just think you are having a good conversation. But he is figuring you out. What makes you click. What turns you on. When you finally have sex he surprises you, getting all dominant and making you get on your knees and suck that dick. To your surprise it turns you out. You know you want more. “How did you know that was going to turn me on,” you ask afterward. “Because I listen to all that shit you would say about just relaxing and letting someone else take control.” See, detectives are good listeners.
Yeah, you started as fuck buddies. The sex is good. But it’s more than that. He is a person you can go to and talk about your problems and get good advice, a warm meal, or just hang out and watch a football game or a silly Tyler Perry movie. Watch out. He could be boyfriend/husband material.
He is willing to try anything once. What, you thinking about putting electrodes on your nipples? Yeah, that shit sounds hot lets try that. You want to piss on me? Let me put my rubber sheets on the bed. You want to hit that sex party together? Give me a half hour to shower and prep.
There are bad lovers who talk and talk but don’t deliver (see Talker in my last entry). But then there are men whose talk lives up to their sex game. This brother gets you in bed and says nasty shit to you that makes you do shit and assume positions you didn’t think you could do, like that Superflex, Two Snaps Up, Flying Dragon, Reverse Cowgirl position (bet you never read about that in The Joy of Sex!). Matter of fact you don’t even have to meet this guy in person. His phone bone game is on point.
Okay admit it. Your sex game was lame before you met The Professor. But he saw potential in you and helped your skills. And taught you how to avoid the flakes and the phonies. The Professor may be an older Daddy top or bottom who has seen it all, been there, done that and come back and wrote a blog about it. But thanks to his patience, lectures, and in-class bedroom assignments you have earned a master’s degree in ass eating and a doctorate in freakology. Be sure to pass your skills on to the next generation.
Okay readers, what are your favorite types of lovers?