Never Bite the Ass or Dick that Feeds You


Remember my acquaintance “Ronald,” the guy who has had several affairs with professional football players?

I forgot to mention he is extremely picky about his sexual partners, probably because he is
used to getting fucked by professional athletes who fans worship because of their perfect bodies and prowess on the field.

He demands the guys he meets have a big dick, be tall, in good shape, and eat his ass well. And he constantly bugs me to connect him with guys like that who I know because he is new in town, works long hours, and really doesn’t have time to mingle as much as he should.

So against my better judgement I connected him with “Freddy,” a tall, sexy guy I originally met way back in college. Freddy is one of the nicest men I know and his bedroom game is top-notch. When he gets going he can literally throw foreplay and fuck for hours.

A few weeks ago Ronald hit me up, again asking if I knew any good tops in the Baltimore area.

“Hey, didn’t I connect you with my friend Freddy?,” I asked.

“Yeah I did but he couldn’t keep up with me. He is sorry. He got winded. Do you know any other big dick, tall tops like you who like to fuck?”

“Nope Ronald. I’m mostly a top myself so I’m not really looking for other tops.”

Ronald’s statement surprised me. Freddy a bad lover? That didn’t sound even remotely right.

So I called Freddy to get the truth.

“He is a complete lunatic,” Freddy said.

The black gay world is relatively small and men tend to develop a network of friends for support or guidance. That is why it is important you treat people with respect because you never know who knows whom. Photo courtesy of nktours.ning.com.

The black gay world is relatively small and men tend to develop a network of friends for support or guidance. That is why it is important you treat people with respect because you never know who knows whom. Photo courtesy of nktours.ning.com.

Freddy explained that he fucked Ronald two times and Ronald kept bugging him for more dick. But the sex was one-sided — Ronald is one of those bottoms who will suck dick a little but really wants to lay back, get his ass eaten, and get fucked, and fucked, and fucked, and fucked.

So Freddy got bored with it and starting saying no to Ronald’s requests to come visit. Which clearly upset Ronald, who bad mouthed Freddy to me.

“His problem is he is strange and I really didn’t enjoy fucking him,” Freddy said.

To prove his point that Ronald had lied and was still trying to get him Freddy sent me a screenshot of recent text messages Ronald had sent him. The text messages clearly showed that Ronald was pressing “Freaky Freddy” for another taste of his big dick.

I see gay men make Ronald’s mistake all the time. It’s a big mistake that one should avoid at all costs. The gay world is small and the black gay world is even smaller. You have to be careful what you say about people because stuff gets out and you can quickly earn a bad reputation.

It upset me that Ronald would lie about a close friend. Freddy is part of my gay support system and has become close to me and my partner “Van.” He has come over to game parties at my place, met my daughter, and we take time to grab drinks or a meal out with each other every few months.

And I have attended an event at a gay organization of which he is a member and donated to its cause.

So Ronald literally bit the hand that fed him. You can’t be a shitty person and expect people to help you get dates, let alone fuck buddies. And Ronald should know better — he is over 40 years old.

However Freddy and I theorized that since Ronald moved here from Atlanta maybe he is behaving like some gay men do there. I have heard Atlanta is a very messy place if you fall into the wrong circles.

A few days ago Ronald texted me again, asking me to contact Freddy for him since Freddy was ignoring his texts. I know Freddy is dating someone now and spending a lot of time with them.

“He is dating someone pretty seriously now,” I texted Ronald.

“OK,” he answered.

I shook my head. Freddy is a great catch. Ronald might have been the one Freddy was dating now if he wasn’t so messy.

 

29 thoughts on “Never Bite the Ass or Dick that Feeds You

  1. Good story. I’m not messy, but I tend to be too picky and hardly give guys a chance. So, I have learnt a good lesson from this story. Thanks for sharing.

  2. Wow. Very interesting plot. I see both guys plight. Take Ronald for instance. I’m sure Freddy sex was off the chain. Nothing is more fustrating is when you run into someone and have sex with them a couple times and then they cut you off. The sex with them to you, is very very hot but still you are cut off. I’m sure we all been there… Its fustrating, hurtful and you feel rejected. It do make you mad but it shouldn’t make you revengeful. You suck it up and take it like a man!! In Freddy’s defense the sex with Ronald was not as good to him so Freddy lost interest which happens sometimes. If Ronald had kept his mouth closed and not bad mouthed Freddy; then maybe one day he could have contacted Freddy and Freddy be horny at the time and Ronald probably would have got some more good dick. Being messy have no benefits. FREDDY is done with him and It will probably deter you Manny from hooking him up with someone else in the future…. I still say personality and being a genuinely good person goes a long ways…..

    • Personality and being kind and respectful does go a long way Marcus you are right. And I will never hook Ronald up again (and believe me he keeps asking). He doesn’t know how to act.

      • #THUUURSTEH! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

  3. Oh man. That picture is awesome. Those brothers are really hot. Got to share that picture with Rich. Lmao . I like the 2nd and 3rd guys from the left more. Lol

  4. Sounds to me like Ronald is a spoiled whore. The type you run a train on. Slutty bottoms like him always end up becoming picky as hell. Freddy should’ve fucked the shit out of Ronald’s throat. That will teach him.

    • Wow Gimme, why you have to be so violent LOL. Ronald is spoiled. But the best way to deal with him is the way my friend Freddy is handling it. Van and I went out to the movies with Freddy last evening and he said Ronald is still calling him and he doesn’t answer the calls. He said he will eventually have to block the number.

      • Yeah, I came off a little too harsh. I’ve had to deal with bottoms like Ronald before. Specifically the ones that do nothing but suck dick. They assume because they suck lots of dicks that that means they’re good at it but that couldn’t be further from the truth. They start developing these egos where they feel they can say whatever they want to a person who isn’t their type because they’ve been getting so much dick from men that fit the bill i.e 6 foot plus with a dick no less than 9 inches.

    • BOL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…**FAAALLLS off bed**
      Revenge is a dish best served w/ DICK! **keeeeels over again!**

  5. Look here Scribe: I am trying to fall asleep, but like Carolyn Keene back in the day, you are keeping me up! 😜😜😜
    I will revisit this post at some point, but just KNOW THAT you have me GOOGLY EYES over Freddy! EeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEK! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰
    I AM NO saboteur, but if things don’t work out now & Freddy is ever on the prowl again: HOOK- ME-UP.
    I’ll date him. Notice I said date before sex πŸ˜‰
    As for Ronald… … …(#ToBeRevisited)

  6. Well…..I suppose if you need one, you could invite Ronald to your next sex party and make him the Pass Around Party Bottom.

    Of course, THEN Freaky Ronald’s gonna want you to have another party every…single…weekend!

    • PDQ I have asked Ronald to the parties and he said he doesn’t want to come because the men have to meet his standards. He has also said he doesn’t want to be around a bunch of ugly, stinky people. He really thinks he is the bomb lol. I just think he is crazy. Freddy hit it on the head when he said brother is insane.

      • Ronald needs to learn that beggars can’t be choosers! He’s the one who appears to be desperate for dick, but the dick he wants ain’t comin’ looking for his uppity azz.

        Invite your friend Armin to the next party instead!! (LOL) He appears to be FINE! Any updates on him lately?? Hmmmmmm?

  7. what blows my mind is how you’d expect this kind of behavior from younger guys. The fact that this nigga is still acting like a 10th grader is ground enough alone to cut him off. Thirst isn’t cute. And being messy is SUCH bad form.

    -_Cogito

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