The Escort at the Sex Party


The sex party that “Van” and I hold in Baltimore is so popular folks keep asking us to have more. So every once in awhile we do.

The last party was Friday night and it was a great get together with about 45 men showing up. But like every party something funny happens that Van and I talk about later.

This time it was the escort that decided to show up. He hit me up on Adam4Adam, using the profile he used to advertise his services, and requested the address to the party.

Why would an escort come to a sex party? Wouldn’t that be like giving it up for free?

“I got a big dick and I’m going to roll up in your party with four of my friends who have big dicks too,” he texted.

I wasn’t impressed.

“Several guys coming to the party have big dicks so who gives a fuck?”

“That’s rude. Don’t be cussing at me man,” he texted back.

The Escort's dick, courtesy of his Adam4Adam profile.

The Escort’s dick, courtesy of his Adam4Adam profile.

I didn’t bother texting back. Why argue with someone who thinks his big dick was all that matters. Many men have big dicks and can’t throw sex worth a shit.

Despite the text argument the Escort came to the party.  A slight, light-skinned man wearing a baseball cap. I think he had gold in his teeth but neither Van and I looked at him close enough to tell.

He paid the entry fee and stripped down to his boxers. Van confirmed he did in fact have a big dick because he saw someone suck on it and even squeezed his boxer shorts to confirm.

Van and I were sitting in the living room talking to guests and he sat down too. We discovered he was a barber full-time and only escorted on the side.

He flirted with Van and bit, saying he wanted to play with him, but was unsure because I was there and he didn’t know how we swung.

“That was stupid,” I said to Van. “We hold sex parties together. It’s pretty obvious how we swing.”

The Escort said a man at the party he didn’t like was sweating him so he wanted to go and called a cab. Then the guy left and the Escort called the cab and cancelled because he wanted to stay longer

Eventually he left.

But just a few hours later after the sun rose he hit me up on Adam4Adam. He said he wanted to come back over and mess with Van and me.

But since he was an escort we had to pay him.

I didn’t bother to answer back.

26 thoughts on “The Escort at the Sex Party

    • The Blog Artist Formerly Known as YBDL: No he was not fine. He was so unremarkable looking I have forgotten how he looked already — he could probably walk right past me now and I wouldn’t even look up. And yes, barbers do got their hustle. My barber could hook you up with pirated movies, cologne, pussy, exotic dancers and steaks that fell off the back of the meat truck!

      • BOL LMAO LOL DWL **falls off bed** Remind me NOT to PISS YOU the hell off in the future! 😂😂😂😂😂😅

  1. I pick and choose topics I reply to on your wonderful blog Manny and I have to respond on this subject. I don’t know why guys with big dicks think they are something special because they are well endowed. They have the nerve to try to charge for sex. I know prostitution is the world’s oldest profession but brothers please, give me a break. I don’t blame you Manny for not replying to his text the morning after the party. He didn’t deserve a response. I think people should go to school, get a education and get a job. These jerks (escorts) egos are so huge they are sickening. In closing its not the size of the ocean, it’s the movement of the waves to get a good……………..!! Lol

    • Hey Marcus I’m not going to judge people who escort — I don’t know all of them. I have also tried it out myself (search for my blog post) and it’s hard work. However, I can judge this guy because he came to my party and talked to me. For the life of me I other than that dick I don’t know what he had going for him. He didn’t seem to have much personality. But as long as there are thirsty size queens out there I’m sure he will get work. Interestingly I noticed on his profile he shows his ass from a side-view. So probably he probably wanted to come back to visit Van and I later to get fucked. It has happened at least one other time before. And yes, you are right. I wish some of these hoodrat escorts would get an education and a job!

  2. Dude sounds like he was just a chowderhead, but you also have to be careful about setups. In light of the whole Ashley Madison thing, I still wonder if the RentBoy arrests were more right-wing retaliation motivated than prosecutorial (although the RentBoy folk were pretty shady and actually engaged in what they were charged with).

    Didn’t you say you’re in the public sector? I wouldn’t put it past some activist Kentucky Clerk types to try some underhanded crap like sending a ringer to your parties.

  3. So Immanuel, are any of these men that show up to the party actually Attractive? Can you imagine if 40 or so men who showed up to one of your parties and were Totally not your type? What do you do when that happens? Put a bag over their head and fuck them anyway? Do you just find one thing to like about them, like a nice ass, or big pecs, and block out the rest? A Great Night for me would be if All of them were Butch and Attractive. What happens when they are not that and show up at the party? Tell us about who actually shows up at your door.

    • Hey Yolo. First off Van and I are hosting the party so we don’t play as much as you think. We answer the door, store guests’ belongings, make drinks and monitor rooms. The guys who come to the party are all shapes and sizes and range from 20 to over 60. We don’t discriminate. Some men prefer muscles, some skinny and others like big boys. I’ve learned there really is something for everybody.

      • Oh, Ok. For me a party ain’t a party if the fellas ain’t BUTCH and fine. There have been gatherings where the room was mostly fem queens, at which point I leave and go see a movie instead, go shopping, etc. Hey Immanuel: Make sure anything valuable or that you value is locked away. Some queens out here MOP
        (steal) to survive. (They steal credit card information and buy things online, etc.) You can open your door to people you hardly know, and once they leave shit turns up missing. There is no code of honor. Remember also: Your party is not the only sex party they have been to this month, this week or this weekend. Some men truly do ‘get around’. It’s like they are ‘hard-wired’ to ‘get around.’ And they don’t give a fuck. About protection, about infection. About taking (stealing) your nice wrist watch or wallet ( anything small, flat, and that they can put in their pocket – without you noticing. Again: No code of Honor) . And then some will hop online and talk dirt about you, your body parts, your man, your house, its condition, tell the location ( all in part due to jealousy, or whatever)….so, Look out….’The Life’ is crazy….

      • Believe me stuff is locked up and put away. I shred all my mail anyway. I don’t recall alot of Queens coming though. It’s just a good mix of people.

      • Damn, sounds fun! I gotta get in on these parties as you make them sound like a good ass time. I do live in Bmore area and gotta experience these parties for myself

      • RG I don’t make them sound like a good time. Folks tell me they have a good time lol. Just check A4A for the Grown and Sexy Party. However, we don’t have them frequently so I can’t tell you when the next one is.

  4. Seems he assumed you guys would be willing to fork out some dough for sex because he’s probably used to size queens dropping to their knees to fawn over his package. He must think he’s something to look at too.

  5. This guy sounds like the same light skinned bro that I met on A4A. He’s package and all look familiar, and its crazy because although he’s tall and packin, he’s prices are outrageous! He was talking $600+, wow really dude?

  6. “That was stupid,” I said to Van. “We hold sex parties together. It’s pretty obvious how we swing.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅BOL #DYING!
    You are SO SASSY! But he was doing THE MOST though.
    THE absolute most. -SMDH-

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