My friend “Everett” holds a medical degree, regularly lectures at colleges in Washington, D.C. and Maryland and lives in a large row house in one of D.C.’s up-and-coming Northwest neighborhoods.
But he has a sexual fetish that takes him to places very different from his day job in academia. He likes to suck straight boy dick.
And this is how he does it.
Everett will go for long walks at night, sometimes in neighborhoods not as nice as his own. And sometimes another black man will walk by and greet him.
“Nice night, ain’t it man,” the stranger may ask.
And Everett will answer, “Yeah, it’s a nice night but it would be better if I was sucking some dick.”
According to Everett, half the time this will lead to a conversation which will lead to him slipping into an alley with the guy, getting on his knees, and deep throating that dick until the guy busts a load. A load that Everett doesn’t let go to waste because he loves to eat creamy nutt.
“Immanuel, you would be surprised how many straight men appreciate a good dick sucking,” he said. “They just want to get a good, quick nutt and go home.”
“Well, are they really straight,” I ask.
“Immanuel, men just like sex,” Everett answers. “The only difference is straight men have to pay prostitutes for freaky sex gay men do all the time.”
Some of these men will tell Everett they don’t have a gay bone in their body and don’t even look at men that way but appreciate a good slobber down or tight male ass. Others will say they have a wife or girlfriend at home who doesn’t give head or anal sex so they get it on the outside.
Yet others will say they served time in jail or prison and got good sex from men there, so why not when they get out, even if they have a wife or girlfriend on the outside?
Everett picks his targets carefully and follows certain rules. No. 1: He never approaches groups of guys because he doesn’t want to get beat up by a gang of homophobes. No. 2: He checks to make sure the man doesn’t have a weapon or looks like he would rob him.
And No. 3: If the man answers, “Yes, I will let you suck my dick if you pay me $20” Everett will keep moving. Because he knows a few blocks away he will find somebody who gives up dick for free.
You would be surprised how many straight men appreciate a good dick sucking. They just want to get a good, quick nutt and go home.
One time Everett caught the bus late at night and saw an attractive brother with glasses. He looked like a dark-skinned version of Malcolm X — nice fade cut, nerdy but sexy, and square jawed. Everett couldn’t stop staring at him and sometimes the man stared back.
When the man got off the bus Everett followed him. You don’t have to guess what happened. Everett ended up sucking his dick in a dark park.
“His dick was huge and black,” Everett said. “I could barely get that thing in my mouth but it worked out and I got that nutt.”
“He gave me his phone number, but explained he was often at his girl’s house so I couldn’t call often.”
“We ended up hooking up for quite awhile but that all ended real quick when he started asking me for money.”
You see, the Malcolm X look-alike broke Everett’s rule No. 3.
Everett can rattle off places where he catches straight men: Druid Hill Park in Baltimore, the lower level men’s room at Union Station in Washington, D.C., Malcolm X Park in D.C., Martin Luther King Library in downtown, D.C., the park by the Canadian Embassy in D.C., and the Big Top Video store in downtown Baltimore.
Everett, who is a middle aged, tall, handsome brown-skinned man, also bemoans the fact that many of the X-rated video booth places in New York City, D.C., Baltimore and other places have closed as urban areas have become more gentrified.
His favorite place to get straight men was the Gayety Show World bookstore on “The Block,” Baltimore’s infamous red light district. The bookstore burned down in 2010.
“When I found out it had burned down I cried,” Everett said.