And I’ve done all that. Shit, a couple of times.
But some stuff is just too freaky or weird, even for old open-minded Manuel.
For instance, this sizzling hot dude from Florida hit me up on Adam4Adam. Just 27 years old, hot body, copper skin and a face so handsome it shone like the sun.
“Why are you hitting me up from so far?”
“I like Daddies,” he said.
“Can I ask you something?”
“Do you snore?”
“Well, yeah, sometimes really loud.”
“Well, I get off on guys snoring. That shit makes me so hot. Tell you what. Tonight or tomorrow night call me when you are about to fall asleep and leave the phone on. I promise I can make you nutt while you sleep and get myself off too.”
“Okayyyy. Are you serious?”
“Oh yes Daddy.”
The whole thing sounded crazy. I mean weird. How da fuck was he going to get me off when I was sleeping?
Could somebody ‘splain that to me?
Homie gave me his number but I never called.
A few years ago I was at the Crew Club bathhouse in D.C. This young, hot, little brown-skinned brother hit me up. He looked as clean cut and wholesome as a freshman on the debate team.
Guess what he asked me when I got him in a room alone?
“Would you squat over me and shit on my chest while I jack off and nutt?”
Dead pause. Silence lasted 10 seconds.
“What? Are you serious.”
“You mean we aren’t fucking.”
“Nah, I’m not into that.”
“Dude you are young. How did you develop a freaky-ass kink like that?”
“Well, I used to like to have guys fart on me and it just went from there.”
“Okay I don’t think this is going anywhere,” I said. ” ‘ll leave you be.”
I got out of that room quick.
Q: Okay readers fess up. What’s something crazy someone asked you to do in the bed that you just couldn’t get enough freak up in you to do?