Remember Sanchez, my jerk off partner?
I couldn’t stop thinking about how phat his ass is.
So I texted him today.
“Sanchez Could you do me a favor? Could you send me a pic of your ass. It’s incredible.”
Sanchez didn’t hesitate or say anything. He sent it right away.
I had to thank him. So I texted back:
“Dude your body is beautiful. ‘You can do side bends and sit-ups but please don’t lose that butt'” …Sir Mix A lot…Baby Got Back…1992
“I don’t think I can if I tried,” he texted back.