Okay, yesterday I wrote about bad bottoms. That post quickly generated a few comments and caught the attention of fellow blogger “Raw Daddy” in Atlanta, who reposted my entry on his Web site.
Just like bottoms who are fixated on getting something long and hard up their asses, there are tops who are obsessed with encasing their dicks in a warm, tight ass as quickly as possible. But often these tops neglect the finer art of lovemaking. It’s all about bang-bang-bang, pop that nutt, and get up and go.
I’ve already written about my married acquaintance “Brandon,” the ultra down-low brother who is paranoid he will be peeped out. He is one of the worst tops I know. He is so wrapped up in maintaining a masculine, dominant vibe he will not kiss, much less caress, his partner.
He treats bottoms as if they are a mere receptacle, a hot hole in which to plant his small, curved dick. When he fucks it looks so mechanical and monotonous. Fast, short quick thrusts that never vary in intensity or length. Just bang-bang-bang. He doesn’t even look at his partner. Yawn….
Not surprisingly, he does not get asked back often. “Hey Immanuel, you can come back any time,” a hot Puerto Rican bottom whispered to me after we did a threesome with Brandon. “But please don’t ask back your friend. Plus he looks like a little troll.”
Ouch, bottoms can say some nasty stuff when the sex ain’t right.
So fellow tops, here are some tips to please a bottom and get invited back for more:
- You got to learn how to eat ass. I‘ll repeat and speak louder so you get it. YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO EAT THAT BOOTY! And when you eat ass lick and lap and nibble the whole area — the balls and the ridge between the testicles and asshole. If you don’t like the taste of ass there are flavored lubes. Or whipped cream. Or jelly. Or peanut butter. Whatever turns you on! At this moment I would also like to thank my mentor “Andre,“ who taught me the fine art of ass eating. Andre is a master. If you want lessons let me know and I’ll put you in touch with him.
- Focus on other erogenous zones before you attack that ass with da dick. I look to nibble the front and inside of a guys thighs, lick the back of their thighs, and even suck and kiss toes, provided their feet are not jacked up. Other sexy zones that spur arousal are a guy’s neck and shoulders and nipples. Shit, just about any place on a man can be sexy! Ask your partner what turns him on and get to work.
- Massage is good and you don’t have to be professional to do it well. Just pull out a bottle of thick lotion (I love cocoa butter lotions) and start off gently at the neck and shoulders and work your way down. Be sure to ask your partner how they prefer their back rubs– hard or soft. Follow their lead!
Okay bottoms out there. Do you have any love-making suggestions for tops?